Redwood Times

Aries
March 21 -April 19

Earth Mother says follow the light of the path before you.

Taurus
April 20 - May 20

Do not let the negative energy around you pull you down. You might get your gown all dirty if you fall. 

Gemini
May 21 - June 20

Be strong for you are an Azerothian. 

Cancer
June 21 - July 22

Don't play near the edge of the bluff. It is a long ways down to think and plenty of time to think about your fall.

Leo
July 23 - August 22

Play nice with the humans, they are kind of small. Gnomes, well, watch your step; they get under hoof all the time.

Virgo
August 23 - Sept 22

Fun is as fun does. Do you think you are funny? If not go tell more jokes.

Libra
Sept 23 - October 22

I wish I had a copper for every time someone ask where is__. I would be rich in copper. Next time someone asks, tell them to give you a copper. 

Scorpio
October - 23 - November 21

Time to walk around and feel the love that is in the air. 

Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21

Are you ready to plant? Did you get your seeds? There is more than one way to grow a garden. Think like a goblin.

Capricorn
December 22 - January 19

Going too slow around the world, next time ask a mage for a portal. Or maybe it is time become the mage yourself. 

Aquarius
January 22 - February 18

The cards say you need to get out more... But where is out? Maybe it is time to get out of Orgrimmar or Stormwind. 

Pisces
February 19 - March 20

Are you tired of causing bad trouble.  Maybe, it is time to cause some good trouble.